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Tag your Arsenal friends and foes. Save lives.
Historically, Arsenal used to be a bigger club than their current boss and city rival Chelsea. Not anymore. Arsenal used to be the biggest club in the city but with recent performances, they are a distant second. The argument is that the second-best team in London would be dead now had Tottenham won the league in 2016 and not bottled it just like their city rival, and perennial bottlers Arsenal FC. It would be interesting to read bants like “Were you born when your club last won the Premier League?”, bazooka to a knife fight.
Few Gabriel Martinelli goals that make the elephant keep falling whenever it sits at the top of the tree, even with one match left to win the league.
- The loudest and most unreasonable fanbase: Apology mates, I needed to get that out of my heart. If you had been following football for a while, you would know this is factual. Gooners are the real definition of unreasonable since the Joker. I remember the days of Wilshere, they compared that young chap to Xavi and Iniesta over a friendly performance, laughable. I know most football fans are delusional but Arsenal fans are in a distant space compared to any. Recently, they compared half-legged footballers to proper professional footballers in a Real Madrid x Arsenal 11 and included 8 fringe footballers from their club. Delusions.
- Low-quality players: One week they’re beating and drawing top teams, the next they’re losing to relegation battlers. What do you expect from a club whose players are rejected by other clubs? The exact synonym for shameless is Gooners. Odegaard, could not win a spot at Real Madrid. Partey was rejected by Atletico Madrid, Gabriel Jesus left City and they won a treble… should I continue? The other day, Xhaka was complaining that the shameless fanbase was ungrateful. I would not understand how you get paid millions to win important titles but deliver FA cups and complain when jeered. You would not get booed if you did your job well. Anyway, what do you expect from a circus of jokers? Like players, coaches, owners and fanbase. Clowns
- Fraudiola: I do not understand the obsession with Guardiola’s stooges. There is one ancient Manchester club that hires a Baldiola, too. Guardiola is one of a kind, others cannot replicate his success on the sideline. Hire a coach with a winning mentality and maybe the players will respect him more and believe he can transform the club. That is free advice they won’t pay for. Arteta is not a proven coach to lead the team to a title bigger than the FA Cup. A ruthless coach is needed to empower the low-quality players and heal the delusions of the fanbase by giving them realistic targets.
- Historical mentality: Since the late days of Wenger, Arsenal has shifted from a club that can attract the creme de la creme footballers to a club that only attracts upcoming or about-to-retire footballers. Hahah. The club needs to invest in a winning coach and quality players. A proper project with a five-year plan to win the Champions League title. No matter how big the fanbase is (most fans were inherited from the glory days of the Invincibles), the argument is that in its history, Arsenal has yet to win the big ear award. Only played a final once. This is the only club where qualifying for a Champions League is considered a title. The level is so low. They have gone from Henry to Nketiah. Hahahah, really really mid-club.
- Bad luck: You will never defeat an Arsenal fan in a game of argument. It is common knowledge: Their reality is completely influenced by stats. “Stats don’t tell the whole story”, they never listen. Now, you wonder why they never get lucky. They fight every other fanbase and disagree with the referee when not in their favor. Stuff only mid-clubs do.
How do you identify an Arsenal fan? Piece of cake, s/he is used to suffering. As a boy, he is the placeholder for the real boyfriend, and as a lady, she likes toxic boys.
